Showing posts with label Fun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fun. Show all posts
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.

Reba McEntire

I look up into the sky and I have no idea to which cloud I uploaded all my data.

I look up into the sky and I have no idea to which cloud I uploaded all my data.
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." Jim Carrey

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
Jim Carrey

"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese." Luis Bunuel

"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."
Luis Bunuel

 

Haven't you secured your winter supply yet? Are you NUTZ?

Haven't you secured your winter supply yet?
Are you NUTZ?

This is a remake of a quote from back in time, when these pages were a BlogSpot site called quotes and cartoons. Unfortunately we didnt register the name of the photographer back then.

 


Let me in,
LET ME IN.
HURRY
I'm scheduled to get out in 2 min

You can find more fun dog pictures and quotes at netizenquotes.com

"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often." Oliver Herford

"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often."
Oliver Herford
Why are we so interested in finding intelligent life in outer space? We can't even find intelligent life here... Unknown

Why are we so interested in finding intelligent life in outer space?
We can't even find intelligent life here...
Unknown

Find more funny quotes at: netizenquotes.com

 

Don't stand between a dog and a fire hydrant.  Written on a background of a picture of a man standing between a dog and a fire hydrant.

Don't stand between a dog and a fire hydrant.

Written on a background of a picture of a man standing between a dog and a fire hydrant.

You can find more fun dog jokes at Netizen Quotes homepage.

Picture created from 2 pictures from
pexels

Photographer:
Rodnae Productions (Man standing beside fire hydrant)
Miguel Constantin (Dog)

 

Okay! Okay!¨ It was me. I farted.  Written on a background of a dog hiding its nose.

Okay! Okay!¨
It was me.
I farted.

Written on a background of a dog hiding its nose.

You can find more fun dog pictures at Netizen Quotes homepage.

Picture from:
pexels

Photographer
Karolina Grabowska

 

I believe i can fly.  A bit more fun from our furry friends, written on a background of a picture of a dog laying on a white blanket (clouds) with a background of the sky.

I believe i can fly.

A bit more fun from our furry friends, written on a background of a picture of a dog laying on a white blanket (clouds) with a background of the sky.

You can find more funny quotes and sonlines about dogs at Netizen Quotes homepage.

Songline from R. Kelly.

Photo from:
Pexels

Photographer:
Tobias Bjørkli

 

Hurry up I heard someone open the door of the fridge.  A bit more fun from our furry friends, written on a background of a picture of a dog running on green grass.
Hurry up
I heard someone open the door of the fridge.

A bit more fun from our furry friends, written on a background of a picture of a dog running on green grass.

You can find more funny "quotes" about dogs Netizen Quotes homepage.

Picture from:
pexels
Photographer:
Fredson Silva

"Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone." Anthony Burgess

"Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone."
Anthony Burgess

You can find more funny quotes, greeting cards, ideas for surprise invitations, love quotes, parents quotes and much more by using the search function at the main page of Netizen Quotes.

Netizen Quotes is also to be found on Facebook, as well as you can find Netizen Quotes on Pinterest.

Original photo:
This quote is a remake of a quote from back in time, when this collection was called Quotes and Cartoons. Back then we unfortunately didn't register the name of the photographer. 
"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them." Mitch Hedberg  A gardening quote with slightly hidden irony.

"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."
Mitch Hedberg

A gardening quote with slightly hidden irony.

You can find more gardening quotes, statements, wise words, sayings, song lines, poems, wishes, invitations, greetings etc. at Netizen Quotes by searching here.

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Original photo;
This quote is an updated design from back in time, when these pages were called Quotes and Cartoons. Back in time we unfortunately didn't register the name of the photographer.
Sports is like Sex; darn boring to look at but extremely fun to participate  Fun statement referring to watching sports (and porn) on the TV.

Sports is like Sex;
darn boring to look at but extremely fun to participate

Fun statement referring to watching sports (and porn) on the TV.

 

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill  Fun quote from Churchill :-)

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill

Fun quote from Churchill :-)

You can find more funny quotes and sayings with wise words from famous people, greeting cards, ideas for surprise invitations, love quotes and much more by using the search function at the main page of Netizen Quotes.

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Original photo:
This quote is a remake of a quote from back in time, when this collection was called Quotes and Cartoons. Back then we unfortunately didn't register the name of the photographer.

 

First they steal your heart. Then they steal your bed.  Many people experience, that a dog is their best friend, the best listener and the best confidential.

First they steal your heart.
Then they steal your bed.

Many people experience, that a dog is their best friend, the best listener and the best confidential.

Find more pet lovers quotes and sayings, greeting cards, ideas for surprise invitations, love quotes, parents quotes and much more by using the search function at the main page of Netizen Quotes.

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Photo from:
pexels
Photographer:
samson-katt

 

You are home. Throw the ball. Hug me. Play with me.  No one will ever feel you more welcome, than your dog.

You are home.
Throw the ball.
Hug me.
Play with me.

No one will ever feel you more welcome, than your dog.

Find more pet lovers quotes and sayings, greeting cards, ideas for surprise invitations, love quotes, parents quotes and much more by using the search function at the main page of Netizen Quotes

Netizen Quotes is also to be found on Facebook, as well as you can find Netizen Quotes on Pinterest.

Original photo:
This quote is a remake of a quote from back in time, when this collection was called Quotes and Cartoons. Back then we unfortunately didn't register the name of the photographer.

 

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
Woody Allen

You can find more quotes by famous people, greeting cards, ideas for surprise invitations, love quotes, parents quotes and much more by using the search function at the main page of Netizen Quotes.

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Original photo:
This quote is a remake of a quote from back in time, when this collection was called Quotes and Cartoons. Back then we unfortunately didn't register the name of the photographer.

I'm great in bed...
I can sleep for days!

Another oldie from before we changed the name of the pages from Quotes and Cartoons to Netizen Quotes

Original photo:
The picture used as base for the quote was created before we noted the name of the photographer. 

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